Bitsize Pixels
Little Miss February.

Little Miss February.

My flat is the bad kind of horrifying.

My flat is the bad kind of horrifying.

I look hot when wet :o

Fifteen minutes before quittin' time, one figures, "Fuck it. I don't need an umbrella.".

I’m getting used to lions now

Furry art is harrrrd. :(

Orgy Time!

It bothers me a little that this is my first reaction to clean test results.

For Ross and Ross 2

Still though, fuck elves. They add nothing to a story except racist overtones, misanthropic cynicism and a jarring juxtaposition of faux-medieval fantasy and metrosexuality.

Lion Coffee

For my friend, the patron saint of well-placed kitchen windows.

Was a fun evening.

Even the bit with the dead stingray. Mmmm, Sandgate.

And neither is a fucking storage unit.

And not to mention the share houses included in 'single bedroom' searches, or the cocking furnished places that treat the 'furnished' search option as a suggestion. Go to hell, real estate websites.

I guess it’s not a dictatorship then.

Bummer. What am I going to do with all these 'BURN THE WITCH' posters?

For Sam

I hope you had a wonderful new year's eve, here's some pixel chocolates, pixel flowers, a pixel card and some pixel eye bleach. Each redeemable for the real thing if you so desire. D:

Home sweet home.

My opalescent, iridescent city. ^^

Deadly Skies

My new favourite worst movie, 'Deadly Skies', complete with entirely unnecessary topless wet lesbians (with nice tits, I'll grant them), completely unnecessary gay sex scene (consisting entirely of some apparently amazing dry-humping and some dick floppin'), a spectacularly unsubtle speech on why DADT is evil (beyond being just, you know, retarded) and a fifteen minute sequence CHARGING A GOD DAMN LASER. The international version cut out the gay bits of it (the entire point of the film) and marketed it as the poor man's deep impact. Everyone watch this movie, right now.

I love me some rich cultural heritage.

Although it does make me smile a little to see a giant hideous menorah erected in brisbane square to celebrate hanukkah. Tolerance! It's demonstrating inclusion with the message that other religions are just as good as mainstream western christianity!

Maybe I’m just nads for nuts.

There's a giant tree out on my balcony sprouting half-descended scrotal sacks all over the place. I'm not sure what to make of it except 'Dayum, that's a lot of nutsacks'.